Well I went back and bought that Utilitech 13w porch light. I took it to the register and told them I wanted to know how much, they couldn't get it to come up in the system so they called someone over and they said they would check. I was afraid they would say $20 because that's how much the LED ones are but they said only $5. So I said sure I'd buy it for that.
But when I got home and opened the box there wasn't the fixture inside, but there was a used white lantern with a hole in the canopy and all that was there for what I thought I was buying were the instructions and a bag of hardware.

I'm just going to throw this out or donate it to Habitat and buy one on eBay. They have some for $13 which are the same thing but the Eaton brand. Home Depot still sells Regent 13W CFL ones but they're still $25 because HD hasn't switched to LEDs yet.