And just in time for the holidays!

Love it 

Ha, I rather use a catapult to send my package to someone.

Think I've already dealt with them !!

One like this Matthew... 

That definitely looks like something FedEx would use ! 

The way these companies have been lately, i think its a suiting name.

@Sammi:
 

I think someone used that catapult to ship my ballast and overshot Florida by a week and a half!
In fact I think that it still hasn't landed yet.

You might have to go out and swim in the bermuda triangle to find it.....

Hell to the no! I'm making whoever used that catapult go in and get it, unfortunately a water logged ballast isn't going to do any good.
Look at the size of that thing!
For all I know it could have gone sailing right through Ria and Sammi's living room window!

Did they send it through a portal to another dimension? Let’s hope not.

One like this Matthew... 

That looks like a tool used for the "Gentle transport for fragile goods" only service...

Hell to the no! I'm making whoever used that catapult go in and get it, unfortunately a water logged ballast isn't going to do any good.
Look at the size of that thing!
For all I know it could have gone sailing right through Ria and Sammi's living room window!

I think we'd have noticed that