Definitely good advice and I can verify Desultory has both eyebrows! 

Love it 

Is that anything like a woodshop teacher with only 7 1/2 fingers ? (I had that one in 7th grade !)

Is that anything like a woodshop teacher with only 7 1/2 fingers ? (I had that one in 7th grade !)

Mine has 10 but plenty of stories of other people being stupid!

All I remember was him holding up his right hand that was missing a thumb and half of his index finger and saying "Today we are going to learn about saw safety !"  When I noticed the missing finger on his other hand I started to wonder if I really should be in that class !!

All I remember was him holding up his right hand that was missing a thumb and half of his index finger and saying "Today we are going to learn about saw safety !"  When I noticed the missing finger on his other hand I started to wonder if I really should be in that class !!

Im pretty sure thats why my classroom has a sawstop!  I would wonder that too! Frankly my teacher says some "interesting" things My favorite joek of his is "AP Basket weaving underwater"!

My experience was about 35-40 years ago . There wasn't such a thing as a saw stop ! 

Is that anything like a woodshop teacher with only 7 1/2 fingers ? (I had that one in 7th grade !)

My favourite story about a woodwork teacher is as follows: 
In my class, one of the other students messed up and needed to get another piece of wood, the teacher came out with the line, 'wood doesn't grow on trees you know.!' 

My favourite story about a woodwork teacher is as follows: 
In my class, one of the other students messed up and needed to get another piece of wood, the teacher came out with the line, 'wood doesn't grow on trees you know.!' 

Bet everyone had a good laugh about that!

Bet everyone had a good laugh about that!

Yes they did, and that really made the teacher mad.!  But he brought in on himself. 

 

Yes they did, and that really made the teacher mad.!  But he brought in on himself. 

To be fair, wood doesn't grow on trees, it Is the tree!

To be fair, wood doesn't grow on trees, it Is the tree!

I have a feeling that you're setting yourself up for a  once again.

I have a feeling that you're setting yourself up for a  once again.

Ria decided to slap me after going slapliss for about 3 weeks, so i have nothing to lose!

Ria decided to slap me after going slapliss for about 3 weeks, so i have nothing to lose!

Except maybe control of your face!