I found this after hearing Sammi does most of the cooking  This is what happens when she asks Ria to start dinner 

Can't wait for them to see this!

I resent being compared to a husband, thanks all the same..! I do have some standards, you know 

I'll have you know that Ria does very good soft boiled eggs, and is a dab hand at baked beanses on toast. 

I resent being compared to a husband, thanks all the same..! I do have some standards, you know 

No disrespect intended  I should've changed that

No disrespect intended  I should've changed that

That's ok, you narrowly escaped a  there, you know 

Win some lose some WigWag. I don't know about you but I'm done talking today.

Talking..? I haven't heard a word, you've not been near that phone 

That's ok, you narrowly escaped a  there, you know 

That's my sense of humor, off the wall and borderline offensive, so feel free to slap when I offend 

That's my sense of humor, off the wall and borderline offensive, so feel free to slap when I offend 

Well if you're really, really asking, I'm sure I can oblige -     

Well if you're really, really asking, I'm sure I can oblige -     

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!