Imagine playing with a tub of metallic mercury...

Imagine slurping it down like a big, metallic soft drink.

Imagine slurping it down like a big, metallic soft drink.

I don’t think that’s a good idea... 

I don’t think that’s a good idea... 

But when has that stopped anyone from achieving their dreams.

But when has that stopped anyone from achieving their dreams.

The only thing you’ll achieve is a slow and painful death by mercury poisoning.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, mercury.

...and get permanent health issues. Have some Burnt Cheerios instead, and get 591 mg of sodium.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, mercury.

...and get permanent health issues. Have some Burnt Cheerios instead, and get 591 mg of sodium.

How about burnt Cheerios with a glass full of mercury to wash them down with, part of a balanced breakfast.

I use mercury to help me see my Cheerios instead of consuming it...