How about 6/6/06?

Sorry, I'm not as young as I was, but I'm not quite that old.

You sure about that? I mean, you guys over there still call flashlights “torches”.

It's still got a 0 in it 

As for torches, why do you call them "flash" lights, don't they stay lit..? 

By the way, we're not guys 

It says 02/22/22 on my calendar.

Or Tuesday although it feels more like a Monday since yesterday was a holiday. 

It sure did

Today is the twoty-twoth day of the twoth month of two-thousand-twoty-two .. and it is a twosday.
.lol.

You got it XmasLightsGuy.

Now would you like the new washer and dryer set, or what's in the mystery box?

Now would you like the new washer and dryer set, or what's in the mystery box?

the washer / dryer set .. then I'd have two
which would go along with all those two's twoday. .lol.

As for torches, why do you call them "flash" lights, don't they stay lit..? 

I have one somewhere that I got as a kid... it has a normal switch. *and* a little push-button switch meant for flashing it (press down, it comes on, release it goes off). I believe it also came with a instruction sheet describing morse-code (said sheet was ofcourse lost decades ago)

As for torches, why do you call them "flash" lights, don't they stay lit..? 

By the way, we're not guys 

Why do you call them torches? Aren’t torches something that cave men used?

Pardon me, ladies.